The life of a salesman

gothslothasylumfun:

Barnabas Collins - you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my post on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/58711556/via/thisratwantstea

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inthesssnakepit:

Go home everyone

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rongoh:

Monday 

cutedoggiepix:

Aww LOL Join us on Facebook ==> http://on.fb.me/ZcQHcc

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likelmao:

These meme’s give me jokes,

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territorialcreep:

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0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

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